Car Quote by Andrew Jackson

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

— Derek Landy

When they searched my car, they said that they found a gasoline canister and I think duct tape. Who wouldn't have a gasoline canister…

— Sherman Austin

You don't need a search warrant to go through someone's trash. Seriously. Once it hits the curb it is totally fair game-you an look…

— Ally Carter

Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy.

— Amy Vanderbilt

I do not see how hanging litter louts up by their heels and beating them with sticks could be considered a crime.

— Richard Hammond

There's a point where a cop pulls you out of that car and starts abusing you or beating on you and at that moment…

— Ice T

A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.

— Scott Adams

If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal use.'

— Alec Straub

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

— Anonymous

If your neighbor is doing something wrong, let's call it. Let's say this person is doing wrong, and let's notify our law enforcement so…

— Darryl Glenn

It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.

— Dylan Moran

“You still working this late?” “If I was, I’d have to arrest you for littering,” he joked, pointing toward the still-smoking evidence on the…

— Kristin Elyon