"Steve: I can't believe I'm gonna die a……" — American Dad
"Steve: I can't believe I'm gonna die a virgin. Francine: Aw, sweetie, there was a 70-80% chance of that happening, anyway."
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30 Quotes by American Dad
American Dad has 30 quotes on this site.
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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot?…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God!…
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control.…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son.…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger:…
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More Aw Quotes
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Aw, don't worry about that Doc. If it happens I could always come back as a forward.
— Harold Snepsts
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Aw, I feel bad if [Taylor] was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl.…
— Amy Poehler
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Aw, where we come from the Anti-Life Equation is one of many others--almost as awesome!! But they merely exist!!
— Jack Kirby
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I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'
— Charlie Flynn
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Words create pictures, and pictures in your mind create words. And then the words come back out your mouth....And when…
— Kenneth Copeland
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Tira begins to sing "I'm No Angel" to him as the screen fades: Baby, I can warm you with this…
— Mae West
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At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could…
— Jack Handey
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Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think,…
— Jack Handey
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I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw,…
— Demetri Martin
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The look that passes between Jeffrey and Kimber right then feels like it requires a swell of cheesy music in…
— Cynthia Hand
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I jack, I rob, I sin. Aw man, I'm Jackie Robinson 'Cept when I run base, I dodge the pen
— Jay-Z
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I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.
— Charlie Sheen
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