"CIA Man 1: Hey, wanna get baked and……" — American Dad
"CIA Man 1: Hey, wanna get baked and ride the escalators at the mall? CIA Man 2: Do I!"
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30 Quotes by American Dad
American Dad has 30 quotes on this site.
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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot?…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God!…
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control.…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son.…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger:…
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More Baked Quotes
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I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas.
— Hillary Clinton
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Why is history important? Without history, many people have no idea how many of today's half-baked ideas have been tried,…
— Thomas Sowell
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One of the most fashionable notions of our times is that social problems like poverty and oppression breed wars. Most…
— Thomas Sowell
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I do not believe that you have to spend a lot of money to eat well: it is hard to…
— Laurie Colwin
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For me, a plain baked potato is the most delicious one....It is soothing and enough.
— M.F.K. Fisher
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Genocide is like a dessert. It is made of the flesh and bones of woman and children, it is sweetened…
— Terry Brooks
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I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture.
— Susan Strasberg
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He is The Bread sown in the virgin, leavened in the Flesh, molded in His Passion, baked in the furnace…
— Peter Chrysologus
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Half-baked effort is almost as good as no effort put in at all. Always seek to do your best. Good…
— Chris Erickson
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By now I was utterly deprogrammed. I walked along naked usually, clothes being not only putrid but unnecessary. My skin…
— Robyn Davidson
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Whether it's Facebook or Google or the other companies, that basic principle that users should be able to see and…
— Eli Pariser
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Climate change policies cannot be the frosting on the cake of development; they must be baked into the recipe of…
— Robert Zoellick
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