Family Quote by Amanda Kyle Williams

“Human beings are not houses—you don't walk in and say, 'Well, so long as we gut the kitchen and add a third bathroom, this…

— Sara Eckel

“I’ve become one of those parents who demand their children go to the bathroom. “But I don’t have to.” “Well, go anyway.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“I could gaze at him all day, but I have needs. Bathroom needs.”

— E.L. James

“Don’t hire people just to fit the first job they will do; hire people you want to share your life with.”

— Ray Dalio

“A blowjob is the only employment I can get. At least in a bathroom stall.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Problem is, the bathroom pass can't help you escape life. It's still there when you come out. Problems and crap don't go away hiding…

— Simone Elkeles

“Who the fuck keeps a house this clean? Why is this bathroom so goddamn spotless? Only a metrosexual, prissy fuckwit son of a cock-gobbling…

— Derek Adam

“This is an ego-free bathroom." "Then what the fuck are you doing here?" I ask her with a tilt of my head.”

— Krista Ritchie

“With all the seats empty, you could pretend everyone’s just gone to the bathroom.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets. I don't see…

— Jeanne Moreau