Cash Quote by Alonzo Bodden

“Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years... it's called cash.”

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Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears.

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I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim.

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I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.

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I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.

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Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat.

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I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.

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Comedy is the drug, when they laugh it's like I'm a jazz musician and they hear it, and they get it. It's power to…

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