Comic Quote by Alonzo Bodden Download Open image “I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.” — Alonzo Bodden ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comic Honest Honest work Truth Used
Back then, I was doing more of my impression of what a comic is supposed to do. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
When I first began to write fiction, I didn't think I was a comic writer; I thought I was a serious writer. I was… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I call myself a comic.But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I didn't understand NASCAR until I met some NASCAR fans. You talk to a couple of NASCAR fans and you'll see where a shiny… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening. — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears. — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim. — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up. — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass,… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days. — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
Comedy is the drug, when they laugh it's like I'm a jazz musician and they hear it, and they get it. It's power to… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
There are three goals for any comedian: to make a living as a comedian; I've been fortunate to do that. To make a name… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
The difference, generally speaking, between sportbike people and cruiser people is that sportbike people like performance skill and wear safety gear; cruisers like chrome,… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
One of the key characteristics of the comic book medium is that it is not brought to life by just one voice. — Jim Lee Copy Share Image
The big problem for comic art is you don't want to overwork it. If a drawing is overworked it isn't funny. It's the spontaneity… — Edward Sorel Copy Share Image
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
It's really a pity that there are observers who view political events like comic strips. There has to be a Zorro, there has to… — Thomas Sankara Copy Share Image
I've always had a soft spot for comic books. I learned to read from them. The words in them were so interesting. — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
I never envisioned when I was reading that comic as a 17-year-old that I would have the opportunity to actually play the character. — Karl Urban Copy Share Image
Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star. — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
I started publishing my comic while I was still living with my parents. — Adrian Tomine Copy Share Image
When you think of comic book readers, you never think of the brown girl, and I was that. — Iman Vellani Copy Share Image
“The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
