Day Quote by Alexandra Petri

Let's have a little phone sex baby, on the hotline.

— Pretty Ricky

Anytime you want to pick up the telephone. Know it aint nothin to drop a couple stacks on you. Want it, you could get…

— Orebela Gbenga

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

— Joan Rivers

Every day, turn off your phone/email for some part of the day.

— Karen Finerman

When it comes to sex and phone calls, I have mastered the art of keeping them under a few minutes.

— Nikhil Saluja

I get all excited when I think that someone's 1-900 sex call from a cell phone might be passing through my body right now.

— David Henry

I literally get one hundred calls a day. I can't get anything done, but I'm happy about it.

— Bob Goff

I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.

— Richard Lewis

I probably get one or two days off every five or six weeks.

— Chris Hardwick

I wonder how much of the day I spend just callin' after you.

— Harper Lee

Sexual inappropriacy in my industry? Absolutely. Almost every week.

— Andrea Riseborough

I have a rule where once a week I have a date night with my wife, and that's the time when I put my…

— Scooter Braun