Quote by Alex Adams Download Open image ““Fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw!”” — Alex Adams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I guess now would be a good time to tell you," He said. "I took Chainsaw out of my dreams. — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“I've got a chainsaw with my name on it in my workshop," Milo told us happily. "If I'm ever killed by undead, I want… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
A chainsaw's God's way of evening out the playing field between you and everything, even the invisible stuff. — Jennifer L. Knox Copy Share Image
“When I go out to eat at restaurants, I don’t like chains. I prefer whips.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company.” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“Just so we're clear, I dont' secretly want to have sex with either of my parents. Me either. I worked through that in college… — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“Do you realize you're talking to yourself? Yes. It's good that you know the difference.” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“I have two choices: attend my sister's dinner party or tie a plastic sack around my mother's head until she runs out of ngagging.… — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
“It's old. Really old. Is that a technical term? Yeah, it's technical. Translation: I don't know how old it is, but it's really fucking… — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
