Chainsaw Quote by Jay McLean

“Fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw!”

— Alex Adams

“Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,”

— Tara Sivec

“There is now, in my mouth, this sharp chain. And it never comes out.”

— Peter Shaffer

“Remember, never apply too much torque or you'll bust your nuts!!”

— Neil Leckman

“Screw you, Warren”

— Colleen Hoover

“What? Look at my newly mutilated flesh? Screw you!”

— Julie Kenner

“I've got a chainsaw with my name on it in my workshop," Milo told us happily. "If I'm ever killed by undead, I want…

— Larry Correia

“Remember the Wizard Archer's drill arrows that rescued the entombed miners? Well, we're drilling holes in your swiss cheese building to rescue you from…

— Robert Bernstein

A chainsaw's God's way of evening out the playing field between you and everything, even the invisible stuff.

— Jennifer L. Knox

“Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler’s screwdrivers.”

— Roberto Hogue

“The Turn of the Screw.”

— Dean Koontz

“When I go out to eat at restaurants, I don’t like chains. I prefer whips.”

— Jarod Kintz