Quote by Jay McLean Download Open image ““Screw you twice! In your ass! With a chainsaw!”” — Jay McLean ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“There is now, in my mouth, this sharp chain. And it never comes out.” — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
“I've got a chainsaw with my name on it in my workshop," Milo told us happily. "If I'm ever killed by undead, I want… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Remember the Wizard Archer's drill arrows that rescued the entombed miners? Well, we're drilling holes in your swiss cheese building to rescue you from… — Robert Bernstein Copy Share Image
A chainsaw's God's way of evening out the playing field between you and everything, even the invisible stuff. — Jennifer L. Knox Copy Share Image
“Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler’s screwdrivers.” — Roberto Hogue Copy Share Image
“When I go out to eat at restaurants, I don’t like chains. I prefer whips.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hope your dick gets whore poisoning and shrivels to its death! And then I hope all the girls see it and laugh at… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“It's just you. It's only ever been just you. It will always only ever be just you.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“We're testing each other. Seeing how far we can take this before something snaps. Most likely my dick.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“It doesn't matter where I am in this world, there's nothing else I'd rather see. Just you.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“And this—this is the moment. The moment I let myself fall completely in love with her.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“No one suspects the people they love of douchebaggery," Heidi looks at me sympathetically. "Or slutbaggery," Lucy adds.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Because if I kiss you, then I'll want to taste you, and if I taste you then I'll need to fuck you. And if… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Lachlan: "why are you crying, pretty girl?" Logan: " Dude, you're always stealing my game” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Every Princess has one Prince to share the loves and joys of life, and do you know how that Princess knows which Prince is… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
