"It's funny when someone breaks an awkward silence……" — Alec Straub
"It's funny when someone breaks an awkward silence by saying 'that was an awkward silence.'"
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21 Quotes by Alec Straub
Alec Straub has 21 quotes on this site.
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The dyslexic atheist says There is no dog!
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You know you're addicted to Call of Duty when you go to work, take your boss's suitcase, make beeping sounds,…
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
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Stand up for yourself like a dog: first give a warning, and lash out only if you need to or…
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Wow! These [soccer] balls are sticky! [That's what she said.]
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Band director: Tromboners, remember to be in the right position. Trumpeters, finger fast and blow hard.
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Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas!
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Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay.
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If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's…
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Don't focus on distractions-SQUIRREL!!!
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If I say 'jump,' then you say 'how high.' If I say 'you suck,' then you say 'you swallow.' Don't…
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If you mess up, you learned something: don't do it again.
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More Awkward Quotes
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one of 1,023 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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In high school, I was so painfully self-aware that how I thought of myself was probably very different from what…
— Amy Adams
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Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone…
— Drew Barrymore
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Mere bashfulness without merit is awkwardness.
— Joseph Addison
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Every therapeutic cure, and still more, any awkward attempt to show the patient the truth, tears him from the cradle…
— Alfred Adler
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I must say, I don't feel very qualified to be a pop star. I feel very awkward at times in…
— Edward de Bono
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Sometimes, you can not click with somebody, and it can feel awkward.
— Jeff Bridges
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I don't like to fly. I've never been a good flyer. I have a lot of friends that have permanent…
— Sandra Bullock
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I am gennerally understood tho I do not use that awkward squad of pointings called commas colons semicolons etc.
— John Clare
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For TV you also get those pre-interviews when researchers ask you what you're going to say. The pre-interview drives me…
— Jarvis Cocker
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Hearing my songs in public freaks me out a bit. There was one restaurant I really liked in L.A., but…
— Fiona Apple
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I think sports gave me the first place where this awkward girl could feel comfortable in my own skin. I…
— Teri McKeever
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If Christians were Christians, there would be no anti-Semitism. Jesus was a Jew. There is nothing that the ordinary Christian…
— John Haynes Holmes
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