"Have you seen the guy who hides from…" — Alec Straub
"Have you seen the guy who hides from gay people at Walmart?"
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21 Quotes by Alec Straub
Alec Straub has 21 quotes on this site.
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The dyslexic atheist says There is no dog!
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You know you're addicted to Call of Duty when you go to work, take your boss's suitcase, make beeping sounds,…
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
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Stand up for yourself like a dog: first give a warning, and lash out only if you need to or…
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Wow! These [soccer] balls are sticky! [That's what she said.]
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Band director: Tromboners, remember to be in the right position. Trumpeters, finger fast and blow hard.
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Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas!
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Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay.
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If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's…
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Don't focus on distractions-SQUIRREL!!!
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If I say 'jump,' then you say 'how high.' If I say 'you suck,' then you say 'you swallow.' Don't…
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If you mess up, you learned something: don't do it again.
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