Country Quote by Alan K. Simpson

We must stop being the stupid party.

— Bobby Jindal

There are only two (major) parties today: The Stupid Party and The Evil Party. Once in a while the two parties get together to…

— Thomas Woods

We have a two-party system: The Democratic Party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a party of…

— Lewis Black

“We have two parties here, and only two. One is the evil party, and the other is the stupid party. Occasionally, the two parties…

— Everett Dirksen

We have two political parties in this country; we cannot have one of them be abandoned to complete nutcases. We've got to have two…

— Richard Painter

A friend of mine at the American Enterprise Institute says there are two parties: the silly party and the stupid party. I'm too old…

— P. J. O'Rourke

I hate all politics. I don't like either political party. One should not belong to them - one should be an individual, standing in…

— Ray Bradbury

The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary…

— Kurt Vonnegut

the two major parties too often present us with a choice of the evil of two lessers.

— Patricia Ireland

“About fifteen years ago a conservative columnist wrote that Americans are faced with a choice between the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. And…

— Thomas E. Woods Jr

I belong to the Democratic Party.

— Darrell Hammond

The Party President is a part of me.

— Sky Blu