Quote by Al Franken Download Open image ““Either way, senators certainly do a lot less drugs than we did at SNL.”” — Al Franken ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Drugs have destroyed many people. But wrong government policies have destroyed many more.” — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
“Also, people who did drugs were boring. Hopelessly, relentlessly boring. Drugs made them either too slow or too fast, and mostly they talked about… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs. -Nancy Reagan, speaking at an anti-drug rally” — Steven D. Price Copy Share Image
“He was like a drug and what did you do with drugs You pushed them as far away as possible.” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“He is like ice cream without the calories or whiskey without the hangover. He's a drug. My drug.” — Carmel Rhodes Copy Share Image
I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
“The Democratic Senator’s Serenity Prayer God Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Legislate The Courage to Legislate the Things I… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
“right wing’s most common techniques—including the deceptive use of statistics.” — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility. I like the… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
My dad didn't graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold… — Al Franken Copy Share Image