Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user's phone number and home address, anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse, the Internet can only work… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I've never understood why we would want to deny all the joys - and the challenges - of marriage to anyone. Which… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I've got a problem, I should take their advice. And if those two other… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Most Americans don't think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken Copy Share Image
At 'SNL,' I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations. A blogger should have the same ability to find… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
“The Democratic Senator’s Serenity Prayer God Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Legislate The Courage to Legislate the Things I… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
“right wing’s most common techniques—including the deceptive use of statistics.” — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility. I like the… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
My dad didn't graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
