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Failure Quote by Al Franken

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“Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!”

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I'm for Israel's right to exist.

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Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

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I'm crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.

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“right wing’s most common techniques—including the deceptive use of statistics.”

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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.

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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.

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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

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If my child had prejudice in his head, I'd be ashamed. I would see it as my failure as a parent.

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First action was a mistake. What about the second? third? fourth and fifth?...Mehn you are bad...

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God's love never fail :)

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Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve…

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“Our failure to understand another being's inner reality doesn't make that reality any less real, or any less valuable to that being. (p.255)”

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I hope that the Palestinians don't make the mistake of unleashing a new intifada. They've tried it twice before, and the consequences were bad…

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Don't take too much comfort in the fact that you're successful today because tomorrow could bring failure. There's no surety in life.

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