My dad didn't graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they've had minor leagues - they've had local rightwing… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
The institutions that we've built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don't apply to the… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
If you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate. The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos,… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I know that it's probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren't funny. Some of them weren't… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
If you want a free email service that doesn't use your words to target ads to you, you'll have to figure out… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices. You might not like that Facebook shares… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
“The Democratic Senator’s Serenity Prayer God Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Legislate The Courage to Legislate the Things I… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
“right wing’s most common techniques—including the deceptive use of statistics.” — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility. I like the… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
My dad didn't graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
