If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it'd be a travesty. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T.… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I've done. I've had a great time. I like… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Sometimes if I tell people, 'I'm afraid that I'm really a fraud,' or 'I have a lot of self-doubt,' they go, 'Oh,… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Technology is an incredible tool - it connects people to each other, creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Too many people don't protect their smartphones with a password or PIN. I anticipate that Apple's fingerprint reader will in fact make… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn't been a satirist or a political satirist who's done that. So, that really was… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. 'Call-time' is where I as the candidate, sit in… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I think Hell exists on Earth. It's a psychological state, or it can be a physical state. People who have severe mental… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
My spiritual life is... sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don't. When I do have access to it, it's… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you're writing… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government. They… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It's just hard to get comfortable with Gore - it was hard for him… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I'm part of the mushball middle. I consider 'confused' the majority position because, thankfully, most people would rather be uncertain some of… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
“The Democratic Senator’s Serenity Prayer God Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Legislate The Courage to Legislate the Things I… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
“right wing’s most common techniques—including the deceptive use of statistics.” — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility. I like the… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
My dad didn't graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
