Every night Quote by Adam Scott

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

— Mitch Hedberg

I do try to floss everyday cause it's obviously good for you and healthy.

— Nyjah Huston

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not…

— Bill Bryson

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

— Stephen Chbosky

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of…

— Jon Stewart

“I encouraged my patients to floss. It was hard to do some days. They should have flossed. Flossing prevents periodontal disease and can extend…

— Joshua Ferris

You gotta floss!

— Jonathan Van Ness

Twine from trees and plants can make good floss!

— Jenna Morasca

Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I…

— Rachel McAdams

I stay flossed out all through the week. My money long if you don't know I'm the B.G.

— BG

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

— Jimmy Buffett

Learned from my dentist that mouthwash is actually useless(you can't commit suicide with it)

— Nikhil Saluja