Clothes Quote by Adam Granduciel

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her…

— Paul O'Grady

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to…

— Mitch Hedberg

I remember very vividly being little and bringing my lunch to school and taking out what was my to-die-for treats from home, whether it…

— Michelle Wu

I threw all my clothes away from high school.

— Iman Shumpert

I used to bottle things up.

— Michael Ball

Like thousands of other boys, I had a little chemical laboratory in our cellar and think that some of our friends thought me a…

— Linus Pauling

I was a high school throw-out.

— Alan King

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into…

— Janet Evanovich

Once in grade school, we were watching a movie with the lights out and I puked all over my desk. I was so freaked…

— Joey Jordison

My mother put me into a competition in Clacton-on-Sea in which people attempted to be the quickest eater of 100 Jacob's Cream Crackers with…

— Jay Blades

However, the thought hit me that this was a pretty pathetic way to kick the bucket - being accidentally poisoned during a photo shoot,…

— Lara St. John

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school…

— Luke Perry