Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother. — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
There is more sexy-stuff a coming in this book, though… This ain't your grandmother's Dirk Gently. — Arvind Ethan David Copy Share Image
Write letters to your grandmother. She will love it. And leave you money in her will. — Philip Gulley Copy Share Image
Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs. — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
It's still the best game in town because you don't have to be big to play, and everybody plays. Even your grandmother… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
She'd read once that if you ran into a bear in the woods you should avoid eye contact and you shouldn't run… — Anne Ursu Copy Share Image
You're dropping the bow hand as you release," he called, although Halt certainly wasn't. His mentor looked around, saw him, and replied… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or… — Teresa Bloomingdale Copy Share Image
If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You’re going to be my grandmother.” “You silly child. In my heart, I’ve been your grandmother for years. I’ve just been waiting… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
We need a barn or one of those storage areas for the Broken vehicles." "A garage?" He gave her a short nod.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
If you go to Atlanta, the first question people ask you is, "What's your business?" In Macon they ask, "Where do you… — John Berendt Copy Share Image
He says when your grandmother died your mother cried solidly for a week, solidly. She was crying with relief he says, it… — Jon McGregor Copy Share Image
The idea of windmills conjures up pleasant images - of Holland and tulips, of rural America with windmill blades slowly turning, pumping… — Lamar Alexander Copy Share Image
My view is that good community management is like having good municipal government: You should be able to have dissenting opinions and… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
I sent a lot of publishing ideas to my publisher, about 30 of them. Each time except 3, i got a "rejection… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
He [Alan Lomax] started right off trying to find people who could introduce folk songs to city people. He found a young… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
Granana doesn't understand what the big deal is. She didn't cry at Olivia's funeral, and I doubt she even remembers Olivia's name.… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
Conservatism is the policy of make no change and consult your grandmother when in doubt. — Woodrow Wilson Copy Share Image
A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I think it's important to recall... what you remember your grandmother making, where you're from and the foods you enjoyed as a… — Tyler Florence Copy Share Image
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being. — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi — Bisco Hatori Copy Share Image
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
In almost the same way you know what your grandmother looks and sounds like, you know what Bruce Willis looks and sounds… — Rian Johnson Copy Share Image
I am a woman phenomenally, phenomenal woman that is your grandmother, that is your mother, that is your sister, that is you… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one.… — Hannah Whitall Smith Copy Share Image