She'd read once that if you ran into a bear in the woods you should avoid eye contact and you shouldn't run… — Anne Ursu Copy Share Image
If you go to Atlanta, the first question people ask you is, "What's your business?" In Macon they ask, "Where do you… — John Berendt Copy Share Image
Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother. — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
The idea of windmills conjures up pleasant images - of Holland and tulips, of rural America with windmill blades slowly turning, pumping… — Lamar Alexander Copy Share Image
What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Conservatism is the policy of make no change and consult your grandmother when in doubt. — Woodrow Wilson Copy Share Image
Unfortunately I don't have my grandparents, but Mum and I are working quite well together. That's candid, that's frank. Your grandmother is… — Rose Leslie Copy Share Image
There is more sexy-stuff a coming in this book, though.... This ain't your grandmother's Dirk Gently. — Arvind Ethan David Copy Share Image
You’re going to be my grandmother.” “You silly child. In my heart, I’ve been your grandmother for years. I’ve just been waiting… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s. — Andrei Codrescu Copy Share Image
My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or… — Teresa Bloomingdale Copy Share Image
Write letters to your grandmother. She will love it. And leave you money in her will. — Philip Gulley Copy Share Image
If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs. — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
I think it's important to recall... what you remember your grandmother making, where you're from and the foods you enjoyed as a… — Tyler Florence Copy Share Image
You're dropping the bow hand as you release," he called, although Halt certainly wasn't. His mentor looked around, saw him, and replied… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
We need a barn or one of those storage areas for the Broken vehicles." "A garage?" He gave her a short nod.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
