A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other. — Sofia Palermo Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to get at least 13 hours of sleep a night, regardless of what sort of job or… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to cut my diet sodas down to two cans a day! — Eric Ripert Copy Share Image
I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
Once, as my New Year's Resolution, I telephoned the Extenze Male Enhancement hotline every day for a month. — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You just have to live today. And I think one of my New Year's resolutions is definitely trying to stop and live… — Thomas Rhett Copy Share Image
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
A review of studies by physicians found that excessive exercise is bad for your heart. Another study says a daily serving of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
People can say whatever they want about the sport of bodybuilding, but to get prepared to do a contest or even think… — John Cena Copy Share Image
I'm trying to spend less time with the phone when the kids are awake in general. I need to get better about… — Jake Tapper Copy Share Image
