I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Once you start altering your body's blueprint, things start falling apart. Some players take steroids, and two years later, after they've broken… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within,… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
