I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
If people think I'm insane or if they don't think what I'm saying is true, I have no interest in their retarded… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'll hear a song I love and suddenly I'm isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That's a moment between… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a little uncomfortable, actually. I wouldn't recommend five… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don't have time for these clowns. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff.… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within,… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
