I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I truly love [Andy Serkis]. He's an amazing guy. Yeah, I think that when we really synced up was when he came… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
I used to have to force myself to go, okay, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing and then all of a sudden a thought… — Nancy Johnson Copy Share Image
The bus scares me. Way too many gross people on the bus. Sixty-five people on the bus and I was the last… — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs… — David Henry Copy Share Image
One of the laws of nature," Gordon said, "is that half the people have got to be below average.""For a Gaussian distribution,… — Gregory Benford Copy Share Image
September 11 happened, and all my friends were like, 'Let's join the military!' and I was the only one who actually did. — Adam Driver Copy Share Image
They're still working on the script - they've got to get that nailed down and they want the first movie to come… — Josh Hutcherson Copy Share Image
Because the math is, if you - 5 percent of a million is a lot more than 5 percent of a thousand.… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
Yeah, because I think it's more important just to inspire people to wake up one day and pick up a book and… — Maynard James Keenan Copy Share Image
I can go wherever, to Kuala Lumpur or wherever, and if somebody will ask me where I'm from and I say I'm… — Jon Gnarr Copy Share Image
So, yeah, I'm going to try to win the national championship next year. But I'm not going to kill myself doing it.… — Geno Auriemma Copy Share Image
Was she telling you to stay away from me?" I asked. He paused, then said, "Yeah." He squeezed my hand out of… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Yeah, right. The things that I'm afraid of? You wouldn't even believe." "You're afraid to trust me. — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
You can just keep getting it worse until you have to pull back and let the audience breathe. But yeah, I really… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Oh yeah, I don't eat a lot of candy on tour. When I get home, man, I love candy. Oh, man, and… — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
I still don’t believe it. It’s not in him. Yeah, and you are delusional. Babe, news flash, with the exception of you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Feelings are universal, and if an actor's doing his job, I think he's making people sit there, and if it's in a… — Jeffrey Combs Copy Share Image
As a designer, I'm supposed to be provoking people's reactions, and getting people to see things differently. I think more of us… — Thom Browne Copy Share Image
God is inside you and inside everybody else. You come into the world with God. But only them that search for it… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
Yeah, you're probably right," I admitted and slowly pulled myself out from underneath the covers. "You know, I really wish you'd catch… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
He murmers into my hair, "Forget what I said earlier, let's stick with this, I might not survive anything more." I laugh.… — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
You seem to be attracted to trouble," he said. "Yeah, she's real pretty," I replied. "Your tongue is sharper than mine ever… — Obert Skye Copy Share Image