When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process...let's just say before I did a back-flip on a motorcycle I should have learned how to ride one first. I have to go now. I have to empty… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
