If you had sex 365 times in 12 months and melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would you have??… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ` Asking for a Friend — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked. — David Bailey Copy Share Image
I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“One of the great advantages of having a library,your eminence, is that it is full of books.” — Michael Hirst Copy Share Image
I've carried witty banners against laws that would curtail my freedoms. — Jess Phillips Copy Share Image
They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we… — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought; Where the heck is… — Superman Copy Share Image
A person who speaks cleverly is witty; one who asks questions is smart. — Terry Carr Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
