WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
“WYTIWYG” (pronounced “witty-wig”): What You Test Is What You Get.” — Kelly Gallagher Copy Share Image
Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny. — Donny Norris Copy Share Image
Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I just got engaged. My fiancée won't take my name because Lisa Levin sounds awful. So she's just going to remain Lisa… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Yest I climbed up a tree & read out a bird some of my tweets. She looked at me, shook her head… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
John F. Kennedy brought style and charisma to the White House and a first family that captivated the country: a handsome, witty… — Kitty Kelley Copy Share Image
You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you send me abusive mentions, I will star it & then retweet your tweets to show you how my twitter life… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The biggest defeat in every department of life is to forget, especially the things that have done you in, and to die… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I read the script [of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency] and went, "I haven't read anything this good, in a long time."… — Samuel Barnett Copy Share Image
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinction. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I think I learned more about writing scores for Broadway by making mix tapes in the '90s than I did in college.… — Lin-Manuel Miranda Copy Share Image
We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly,… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“You might not get the apology you deserve. You might not get answers to explain the actions of others. You might not… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Well I'm not going to hope that you get hurt, but if you do, remember that you're my damsel in distress, and… — Claire LaZebnik Copy Share Image
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