We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
“If this is the start of a better day, I haven't bought nearly enough vodka.” — Dana Bate Copy Share Image
Being tired is worse than being drunk, I speak my mind to much when I'm tired. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“I never touched drink. It uproots you. Plants you some place you will never remember the morning after.” — Abigail George Copy Share Image
Intoxication is calculated to put heart into the elderly and give them delight in dancing. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
As a good wine must be kept in a good cask, so a wholesome body is the proper foundation for a well-appointed… — Johannes Tauler Copy Share Image
“In all your days, so few of them will be spent drinking wine at its source. Those days are special.” — Laure Dugas Copy Share Image
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Nicotine has been proven addictive harmful to teenagers, threatening normal brain development. — John B. Larson Copy Share Image
I will say there have been occasional times - not when I'm playing, but when I'm studying - that I have found… — Hikaru Nakamura Copy Share Image
Racist people, interestingly, are never as polite as smokers. Have you noticed that? Smokers always go, "Do you mind if I smoke?… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
We love wine, and as with both Birdiebee and the beauty line, we consider these passion projects. When the right partners came… — Brie Bella Copy Share Image
I am a critic Of my only critical need to define myself With wine, and words, and lovers And friends who don't… — All Time Low Copy Share Image
Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I should just put it bluntly, because we're all sort of friends here now - it's exceedingly likely that my greatest success… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“and if the males of the family be the greater number, the grapes are enamelled purple, with a little sun set on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The short bloom of our brief and narrow life flies fast away. While we are calling for flowers and wine and women,… — Juvenal Copy Share Image
