If you're given champagne at lunch, there's a catch somewhere. — 1st Viscount Lyons Richard Lyons Copy Share Image
Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“But that’s ghastly old Chepstow. Drunk as a lord again!’ ‘If that’s Chepstow he is a lord,’ objected Dedham, trying to turn… — Barbara Cleverly Copy Share Image
It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn, with, like, a bomb. -Saul — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
But love, like wine, gives a tumultuous bliss, Heighten'd indeed beyond all mortal pleasures; But mingles pangs and madness in the bowl. — Edward Young Copy Share Image
Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I have drunk of the wine of life at last, I have known the thing best worth knowing, I have been warmed… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
I've been college, but to be truthfully frank, weed is knowledge because it makes me think — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
People tell me I should stop smoking immediately, because it is harmful to health, but I will not stop until I see… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Never despise a drink because it is easy to make and/or uses commercial mixes. Unquestioning devotion to authenticity is, in any department… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
Drugs just have never interested me, I have other ways to achieve a rush. I rock climb, bungee jump, and hike waterfalls… — Shannon Elizabeth Copy Share Image
How many murders, suicides, robberies, criminal assaults, holdups, burglaries and deeds of maniacal insanity it causes each year, especially among the young,… — Harry J. Anslinger Copy Share Image
My wife has told me since that I was hungover every mornng until about two in the afternoon, and from five until… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Men talk glibly enough about moonshine, as if they knew its qualities very well, and despised them; as owls might talk of… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
When you consider how many millions of workdays begin with hangovers great and small, it is mildly surprising to find how few… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Now let you and me buy wine today! Why say we have not the price? My horse spotted with five flowers, My… — Li Bai Copy Share Image
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that’s… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
