I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
“Alcohol has a remarkable way of making everything seem like a good idea.” — Elle Kennedy Copy Share Image
“You can keep your damn scenery. All I want is a warm bed and a glass of wine.” — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
What a man calls his conscience is merely the sentimental reaction after too much wine and love. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Be nice to people who drink and smoke. Because they will not be with us for a long time! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
It's a war to control our children. State control through drugs, just as practiced in the Soviet Union. With Hillary [Clinton] and… — Michael Savage Copy Share Image
To relive your special day again in this world with good company, great food, and fine wine. May we again appreciate you… — Audrey Camacho Copy Share Image
“Why now that he's sober and thoughtful, and living as a good man, does he get in the worst trouble of his… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
I only drank for three years of my life, but I drank enough in those three years to last me the rest… — Marty Robbins Copy Share Image
A cigarette is just a bit of tobacco wrapped in paper, lit at one end and a fouled at the other! Lol… — Author Name Copy Share Image
The White House said today that Judge Clarence Thomas, President Bush's Supreme Court nominee, had smoked marijuana while in college. — Clarence Thomas Copy Share Image
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
Sometimes, after I'd gone at the coke like one of those snow plows moving up First Avenue, I'd think my heart was… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I think I was a pretty energetic kid. Well, I was energetic until about my mid-20s when I discovered alcohol. That's not… — Chris Carmack Copy Share Image
“No other drug can compete with cannabis for its ability to satisfy the innate yearnings for Archaic boundary dissolution and yet leave… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
The underlying motivation that drives all addiction is our insistence on avoiding pain. However, the pain you are avoiding is based in… — Leonard Jacobson Copy Share Image
“Pinot Noir country. My grape. The one varietal that truly enchants me, both stills and steals my heart with its elusive loveliness… — Rex Pickett Copy Share Image
What fools we are, eh? What fools, sitting here in the sun, singing. And of love, too! I am too old for… — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
You know what? I’m sure drug dealers on the street, in some way, they are making money. That’s what I equate it… — Tom Cruise Copy Share Image