“Drinking ... doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles." ~ Unknown” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont drink so that Im more fun to be around. I drink so that youre more fun to be around!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have a fun labor day weekend. But if you drink don't drive. Seriously don't be a douche. You could kill someone or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been so numb, and nothing ever seems real. My sister said it's the alcohol, but I drink to feel. I've been… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They always say so many people die of Alcohol. Perhaps they never realized many of them were born beacuse of Alcohol!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Working out is my partying Protein Shakes are my beer Amino Acids are my shots The Pump is my Drunk And the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I honestly don't care if people drink or smoke...As long as they're responsible. It's drinking and driving that really makes me mad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Vodka and ice damages your kidney. Rum and ice damages your liver. Whiskey and ice damages your heart. This is bad, don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After doing extensive research, I can definitely tell you that single malt whiskies are good to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we legalize marijuana & taxed it like we do gasoline, we wouldn't need any other tax increases. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The other night was so fucking amazing! But I'm completely hung over today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Scott signs 'Charlotte's Web' medical marijuana bill By Tia Mitchell and Mary” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drink on Sundays to cope with the realization that I'm almost out of time to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You think drinking and driving is dangerous, try drinking and manscaping. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I only drink champagne on two occasions.When I am in love and when I am not — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate inconsiderate drunk people. So basically I hate all drunk people. Unless I too, am drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
