Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's enjoy a day that's longer than others for reasons that don't involve having a terrible hangover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“and if the males of the family be the greater number, the grapes are enamelled purple, with a little sun set on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey officers, the only people who can say the alphabet backwards are the people who practice it because they're always drinking and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Tis the season to drink too much with the coworkers, family, and friends who are the reason you drink too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is there a chance? A fragment of light at the end of the tunnel? A reason to fight? Is there a chance… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instant analysis is the occupational disease. There are no smokestacks, there's no black lung. Politics is the only industry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? -A — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“when one of Anheuser-Busch’s competitors uses social connection, consumers will think of Budweiser as well.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving is the stupidest and most cares less thing someone can do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ellie officially knew the secret to making everything in life seem brighter: two glasses of wine.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say a drunken mind speaks a sober heart, so drink up and tell me how you really feel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amateur night for drinkers so I'm going home to quietly intoxicate myself into a decrepit stupor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can tell I'm talking too much when I'm not the first one done my drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good woman is like a fine red wine, once uncorked, appreciate to the full and never waste a drop! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
