I may have to support the legalization of marijuana just so my Criminal Procedure reading can be 70% shorter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you smoke, drink, & party all the time...don't expect me to be interested. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is widely held that too much wine will dull a man's desire. Indeed it will...in a dull man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's drink this St. Patrick's Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Addiction is a scary disease. Please, don't be ashamed to ask for help. You can always fight it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This goes out to my bestie.. You know who you are! Hah got nothing better to do tonight. Didn't feel like another… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?' Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good addiction is a contradiction in terms. Anything people can't give up or must have is not healthy, no matter what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had VODKA with WATER, I got DRUNK. I had WHISKY with WATER, I got DRUNK I had RUM with WATER, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As oppressive as this nation is, of course people using drugs. They're trying to find a way to escape, who am I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“smoking hits record low By Kim Painter, Special for USA TODAY | 290 words Cigarette smoking among” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smoking weed is against the law. But there no bad about it. So smoke weed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The use of methamphetamines has become pervasive in our country, and especially in rural areas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving is the most selfish thing you can do, just saying make sure you think before you do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs, I only have one small problem, I lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ebay is probably the most dangerous place to hang around after a night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will forever be haunted by your attempt to order a complicated drink at a packed bar on St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to convince drug users drugs are bad is harder than teaching an armless man piano. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pouring soda into the cap when you were younger and acting like you were taking shots. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
End-stage addiction is mostly about waiting for the police, or someone, to come and bury you in your shame. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weed is made on the earth. God made this plant for a reason. So we can feel good and take the pain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boxed wine is made with broken dreams, regret, temporary insanity, torn hymens and bad decisions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being tired is worse than being drunk, I speak my mind to much when I'm tired. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is a perpetual drunkenness; the pleasure passes, but the headache remains. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's drink tonight like we won the Mega Millions and then drink even more when we don't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
