I'm gonna say this sober so I have no excuse, I need you like my neck needs a noose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tell em I ain't never been in love cause the best feelings always came from drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The worst is when you wake up hung over and you didnt even drink the night before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smoking marijuana before engaging in sexual intercourse enhances the experience by over 70%. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just think my body can't handle it any more. I did try a little drink a while back, and I was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Smoke alot of Weed Im not a Bad Kid, and Sure I might have Done of Handful of Bad Shit, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what's lame? Doing drugs and acting the same. You don't need it. Just snap out of it. You're better than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“WINE comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drugs are bad for you, they jus make you feel good sometimes. I hate when people try to defend a drug...That's what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people still don't understand the importance of hemp. It could literally literally save the earth. And many people. Wake UP man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who risks drinking and driving clearly was dropped on their head as a child. I just dont get why people do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 5: If you bring alcohol to a party, you must drink it or leave it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do people use being drunk as an excuse to make a ass of themselves... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wings. Beer. Sports. Chanting this repeatedly takes us to our happy place. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smoking weed is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we are crushed like grapes, we cannot think of the wine we will become. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If strippers can be called exotic dancers, then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Untreated alcoholism without the steps on a daily basis will make my past my future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember to pretend you're hungover instead of tired from being up since 4 a.m. watching the Royal Wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
