“Vodka was a liquid cultural yardstick, an eighty-proof vehicle of escape from the socialist daily grind.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don't mind that non-smokers don't smoke! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just want to remind everyone to don't drink and drive! Just call a cab! Happy labor day weekend! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“users, on average, grew enough marijuana to roll 54 to 90 cigarettes a day, far beyond what they needed for” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“queer thing about Furex was that, though he was a Communist when sober, he turned violently patriotic when drunk.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Smoke alot of Weed Im not a Bad Kid, and Sure I might have Done of Handful of Bad Shit, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what's lame? Doing drugs and acting the same. You don't need it. Just snap out of it. You're better than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“WINE comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just think my body can't handle it any more. I did try a little drink a while back, and I was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drugs are bad for you, they jus make you feel good sometimes. I hate when people try to defend a drug...That's what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The memory of making a positive impact on someone less fortunate will last longer than a memory of how much alcohol you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My apologies if you were under the impression that I have feelings because I only have one. Drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude I wasn't that drunk... Dude you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept screaming, GROW MARIO GROW!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you get too drunk every weekend to ever get a cute new profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday you aint got no job you aint got shit to do I'm hone get you high tonight — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The storm is over, there is sunlight in my heart. I have a glass of wine and sit thinking of what has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine, and a good cigar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happiness can be bought with a bottle of wine and has become ambiguous through overuse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In my opinion, defending weed just makes you look trashy. Sorry not sorry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cool cat, but I'm burning through nine lives. Weed smoke is my holy water, come and get baptized. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Only the good die young' is a terrible way to justify your drug addiction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mendacity is a system that we live in. Liquor is one way out an death's the other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beauty is worse than wine; it intoxicates both the holder and the beholder — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the stoners who don't have anything to do on Spring break but to get high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
