Buggery was invented to fill that awkward hour between evensong and cocktails. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If drug dealers make so much money, why do they still live with their mothers?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smoking weed doesn't make you a hippie. Being a hippie is a mentality; a lifestyle of pure inner peace and tranquility. Having… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Rahul had been underwhelmed by the New Year’s rituals of the rich. “Moronic,” he had concluded. “Just people drinking and dancing and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Measure your life by loss and not by gain, not by the wine drunk but by the wine poured forth, for love's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The alcoholic lives in compulsive slavery. Alcohol is the only means that makes life bearable and quiets the alcoholic’s jittery nerves. Existence… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sundays are a good day of reflection, allowing me to realize I didn't actually fall in love 42 times this weekend, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be sure to enjoy the trademark beverage of New Orleans named for the deadly storm surges that frequently decimate the city. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.Scared the shit out of me.So that's it!After today no more reading. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm under the impression that if you're sick, you should just get really drunk. Alcohol kills bacteria. Bacteria causes sickness... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To take wine into our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“These wine-filled hours That will not come again . . . —Watford Candles, “Marking Time” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The human mind tends to get addicted to the things that take away the pain and relieve mental stress. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writer and tequila drinker living in the heart of wine country. It's wine, people, not the ejaculate of Christ. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like wine, the longer you take to enjoy it the more chance you've got of tasting vinegar — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say night's beauties fade at dawn, and the children of wine are oft disowned in the morning light. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think for the rest of the day I'll turn to my comfort/coping mechanisms...red wine and online shopping. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[ ] I am under the influence. [ ] I am above the influence. [x] I am the f***ing influence!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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