“Vodka was a liquid cultural yardstick, an eighty-proof vehicle of escape from the socialist daily grind.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don't mind that non-smokers don't smoke! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude I wasn't that drunk... Dude you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept screaming, GROW MARIO GROW!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“users, on average, grew enough marijuana to roll 54 to 90 cigarettes a day, far beyond what they needed for” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My apologies if you were under the impression that I have feelings because I only have one. Drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't lay around with guys I don't know. But some how no one cares about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear alcohol always has to be involved for people to have a good time. Its kinda sad cause I have great… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never turn down a drink. Among friends it’s always appropriate. A man is only a man as they say, but brandy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Accept what life offers you, drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some sipped, but with others, drink the whole… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of lube & booze. Stay thirsty my friends! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The memory of making a positive impact on someone less fortunate will last longer than a memory of how much alcohol you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Addiction is a powerful disease that is sly & crafty. It's so sad when it claims another. Dont be ashamed to ask… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“These wine-filled hours That will not come again . . . —Watford Candles, “Marking Time” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The human mind tends to get addicted to the things that take away the pain and relieve mental stress. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writer and tequila drinker living in the heart of wine country. It's wine, people, not the ejaculate of Christ. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets just drink to get drunk, and tell each other everything. For a drunken mind speaks a sober heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smoking weed is like falling in love falling in love everyday with every puff :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If the grape is made of wine, then perhaps we are the words that tell who we are” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time. To hell with the red wine, pour me some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drug addiction is not a choice of lifestyle, it is a disorder of the brain and we need to recognize this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
