Wife Quotes · Page 86

My wife has never been any place I played. She doesn't like ballrooms and, me, I'm crazy about them.

— Fats Domino

If O.J. had been accused of killing his black wife, you would not have seen the same passion stirred up.

— Al Sharpton

I'm quite an example. I have four kids, all from the same wife, all from the same husband.

— Rick Nielsen

The most important thing in my life is my wife and kids, my family. Boxing is a close second.

— Carl Frampton

I never owned a pair of blue jeans until I met my second wife.

— Roger Stone

My wife gone, my mum gone, ostracised by my village. I was left all alone in life.

— Arunachalam Muruganantham

If you have nothing better to do, go to bed with your own wife.

— Vikrant Parsai

My wife was a licensed psychologist by profession and a college professor of psychology.

— Marvin Sapp

A man who loves his wife will love her letters and her photographs because they speak to him of her. So if…

— John Stott

I treat my wife very differently than I treat my chums and my pals. I wouldn't worry about calling them on Valentine's…

— Mike Huckabee

David Milch, twice I got lectures from him about the theory of writing. I told my wife one night when I got…

— W. Earl Brown

I had a player once whose wife had twins and one of them was in and out of hospital for a year.…

— Neil Warnock

Maybe it's shallow of me to have a wife that's so beautiful, but it makes things easier. To me she's the most…

— Colin Firth

There's no healthy life possible without some sensual feeling between the husband and wife, but there's nothing in the world more awful…

— Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I was this sort of floozy in 'The Rag Trade,' and 'Mr Digby Darling,' and 'Now, Take My Wife' - the titles…

— Sheila Hancock

Many of my books come from what if questions that I can't answer, things that I'm worried about as either a woman,…

— Jodi Picoult

I’m in for work at 6.30am and one of the last to leave. I don’t want to go home. We have beds…

— Phil Neville

I did not grope the wife of Defense Secretary Ashton Carter or the daughter of Sen. Christopher Coons. I don't put drugs…

— Joe Biden

Nature and society are so replete with startling contrasts that wit often consists in the mere statement and comparison of facts, as…

— Edwin Percy Whipple

At home in Devon, my wife Jessica does a huge proportion of the cooking - I do the basics. My timing is…

— Jonathan Dimbleby

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but…

— Greg Giraldo

I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should…

— Scott Adams

Now hear it, O inhabitants of the earth, Jew and Gentile, Saint and sinner! When our father Adam came into the garden…

— Brigham Young

“She couldn't have him, and there was no mistaking it. She could never be his wife. She could not steal herself back…

— Kristin Cashore

I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits.

— Jason Priestley

Tonight I am going with my wife to a Democratic party, where we're going to...try to be happy.

— Joe Lieberman

The only way I get back to my center is either by talking to my wife or by spending time by myself.

— Matt Nathanson

I’d say that music is my wife, acting's my mistress – I like 'em both, so I hope I don’t have to…

— Mark Salling

My wife is Mexican, and she's really influenced me: She's got an impressive collection of Mexican music.

— Ian Brown

My wife, who, poor wretch, is troubled with her lonely life.

— Samuel Pepys

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

— Milton Berle

A wife is like a children's movie; always under-appreciated and without either, life would be incomplete.

— John Steinbeck

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

— Tom Arnold

The greatest wealth a man can have is an understanding wife.

— Euripides

As a footballer's wife, I take great exception to the way we are portrayed in Footballers' Wives.

— Karren Brady

My wife and I have many friends that are gay, and we welcome LGBT people to attend our church.

— Robert Jeffress

The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.

— Les Dawson

I don't even compel my wife to wear a mangalsutra or a bindi.

— Sayaji Shinde

May your wife and children get raped, right in the ass. (to the jurors who convicted her)

— Aileen Wuornos

I'll never forget the day I went home and told my wife, 'I'll never be a kindergarten teacher.'

— Matt Nagy