Wife Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

If she helps you bury the bodies, Wife her.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A lady with a whim of iron;

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Sex with your wife - Legal & General

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WIFE, Another man's folly;

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Never strike your wife, even with a flower.

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Nothing makes my day better than a morning kiss…on my Wife's ass.

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HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is on listening terms with his wife

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MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred;

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My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand.

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WIFE, A lady who is much like an angler -- each think the best one got away;

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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.

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WIFE, A spouse who always feels she doesn't dance enough;

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WIFE, A female who would rather mend your ways than your socks;

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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Leo and she's a…

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My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked…

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Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to…

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WIFE, A great comfort during her husband's troubles -- those, that as a bachelor, he would never have had;

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Not sure if you should cheat on your wife with the hot chick from work? Let your dick make the decision for…

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WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the…

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Both my girlfriend AND wife are out of town this week! Time to go find some lucky lady to nibble on my…

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WIFE, A woman who can spot a blond hair on her husband's coat from ten feet away but can never see a…

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WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever

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If God Was A Woman… A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife

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I've been in love with the same woman for 10 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!

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MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife;

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WIFE, A person who sits up with you when you are sick, and puts up with you when you are not;

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WIFE, The one person who in an argument, if you win -- you lose;

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A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices.

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An apple a day keeps your wife away, if you throw it hard enough.

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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.

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WIFE, Someone who is too beautiful for words -- but not for arguments;

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It's funny how you think you know someone so well, then you bang his wife and then his true colors start to…

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My wife brings up the subject of my affair all the time - especially during sex. To be honest, I wish she'd…

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WIFE, A woman who can be labelled intelligent when she sees through her husband -- she's understanding when she sees him through;

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My wife just told me, You're fucking idiot considering as she's the only woman I love, then yes, it's a fair assumption.

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I have been married to my wife 10 years today, Having sex with just one person in 10yrs is pure dedication. I…

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Did you know if you say Fuck Me 3 times in the window at 1 am your wife will tell you to…

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My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her.

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My wife and I argue a lot. She's so touchy. The least little thing sets her off. You're lucky. Mine's a self-starter!

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