Wife Quotes · Page 84

Some men would rather be photographed with their fish than with their wives.

— Gwen Cooper

“It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart.”

— Jonathan Anthony Burkett

I can't come up with the titles. My wife hates my titles. She doesn't even want to know about them.

— Robert Longo

My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.

— Chic Murray

I've got two contracts in my life: One with my wife and the other to protect Andy Dalton.

— Andrew Whitworth

I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road.

— Brian Welch

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

— Hubert H. Humphrey

Men generally are afraid of a wife who has more understanding than themselves.

— Samuel Richardson

Cooking brings me close to Justine, my wife. I will take on a project and, if I get stuck, I can call…

— Rev. Run

The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee.

— Germaine Greer

You see," said Mr. Toots, "what I wanted in a wife was - in short, was sense. Money, Feeder, I had. Sense…

— Charles Dickens

John Martin was a great, complex folk singer, and later on, his music became more and more melancholic as he went through…

— Oneohtrix Point Never

“Mine,” he repeated. “My wife. My love.” The word rung through her heart and filled her with joy. “I love you, Red.”

— Vivienne Savage

I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected. Common traditional saying: Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.

— Julius Caesar

Of course I'm happy with my time in professional wrestling. I met some great people, I met my wife, and I wouldn't…

— CM Punk

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home…

— Brian Clough

The world is always ending for someone. It’s a good line. I give it to the father of the child. He says…

— Neil Gaiman

Celestial marriage is for the fullness of the glory of god. It is the crowning glory. A man has no right to…

— Francis M. Lyman

It was definitely a big change in my life going from the college scene to really kind of being on my own.…

— Jonathan Horton

I remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, and they got in bed,…

— Bob Newhart

Sociologists have a theory of the looking-glass self: You become what the most important person in your life (wife, father, boss, etc.)…

— Philip Yancey

Why love the woman who is your wife? Her nose breathes in the air of a world that I know; therefore I…

— Ray Bradbury

I fell into a sound sleep and dreamed that I was at a banquet back in Gion, talking with an elderly man…

— Arthur Golden

“Hopefully, your marriage will bring added dimensions to love. Hopefully, your unique love will bring new meaning to all our lives. That…

— Michael Ben Zehabe

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

— Rita Mae Brown

I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?

— Max Schmeling

When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.

— H. L. Mencken

Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.

— Frankie Boyle

Donald Trump's presidential campaign has been getting a lot of questions about his wife .

— Audie Cornish

Then marriage may be said to be past in all quietnesse, when the wife is blind, and the husband deafe.

— Thomas Heywood

I always just wanted to write a love song to my wife that wasn't cliche.

— Walker Hayes

Always accepting the greatest joy of all is the time that I get to spend with my wife.

— James Lipton

Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

— Red Skelton

I had a huge Indian wedding, and I did it for my wife, and I did it for my white friends.

— Hasan Minhaj

“Being a wife to a man is like being a lid to a jar: if she doesn't fit, he'll simply try another…

— A. Van Jordan

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

— Lenny Bruce

I met my first wife at the fishmonger's in the summer of 1987, some six months after opening Harveys.

— Marco Pierre White

I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife

— Tiger Woods

You are sexually pure when no sexual gratification comes from anyone or anything but your wife.

— Steve Arterburn

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

— William Goldman