“...there are no sweeter words in the English language (or any other) than husband and wife.” — Lanier Ivester Copy Share Image
Im not in charge of the barbecue because my wife says I burn everything. — Tony Hadley Copy Share Image
I just don't want to be the little wife sitting at home. I want to do something worthwhile. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is not good for a husband to talk of pretty girls in front of his wife. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
That's silly talk... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The man trying to find a horse or a wife without fault has neither steed in his stable nor angel in his… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
You're my weakness. I need you in my life. There's no one else I want as my wife. You give me feelings… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I met Bon Jovi on the way to Washington, D.C. I think I called him Jon Jovi. Ugghhhh. I just smiled and… — Tamron Hall Copy Share Image
My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things about fellow Jews and she… — Joseph Epstein Copy Share Image
Because of the security reasons for one thing and, second, my wife doesn't like to have her hair blown about. Have you… — John Prescott Copy Share Image
The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that… — Robert Duvall Copy Share Image
I bought my wife Leighanne a silver BMW Z8 sports car one Christmas and tied it up with a big red bow… — Brian Littrell Copy Share Image
There is nothing I have to reflect on that gives me more satisfaction than the fact that my life is insured for… — Ezra Cornell Copy Share Image
I only travel to good material, a good director and a good company. I won't work in another country for a year… — Jim Dale Copy Share Image
Rafe asks him, could the king's freedom be obtained, sir, with more economy of means? Less bloodshed? Look, he says: once you… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
If it's wild to your own heart, protect it. Preserve it. Love it. And fight for it, and dedicate yourself to it,… — Rick Bass Copy Share Image
Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The wife correct " Lorelei prompted. "She makes sure her husband is treated with the proper regard and she is the one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of course, the most important factor of all for long life is a good family. When a person goes home with the… — John Gokongwei Copy Share Image
Sam Vimes could parallel process. Most husbands can. They learn to follow their own line of thought while at the same time… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Being asked to play one of the butlers is like being picked to play for England. All you have to do is… — Mark Williams Copy Share Image
I speak of plurality of wives as one of the most holy principles that God ever revealed to man, and all those… — Heber C. Kimball Copy Share Image
Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer. — John Updike Copy Share Image
There’s nothing like the first kiss once you’ve been pronounced husband and wife. It’s such a wonderful moment! — Sara Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Even God forgives stupidity. So many married people, heaven would be a ghost town otherwise.” — Yatin Patel Copy Share Image
Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Everybody all over the world takes a wife's estimate into account in forming an opinion of a man. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
My little girl was born in Los Angeles, and my wife was born in Bethlehem, Pa. — Lorne Greene Copy Share Image
I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get. — John McCain Copy Share Image
Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards. — Charles Stuart Calverley Copy Share Image
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Right Jo better be happy old maids than unhappy wives or unmaidenly girls running about to find husbands. — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
The love of husband and wife is the force that welds society together. — Saint John Chrysostom Copy Share Image
I try to differentiate between what I need and don't need. I talk to my wife and children before buying things. — Ken Watanabe Copy Share Image
