Wife Quotes · Page 81

I didn't want to play the wife of some guy my dad's age.

— Krysten Ritter

My wife says to do the dishes, and I'm like, 'Yes, baby. I can clean up.'

— Jason Momoa

Whenever I go shopping with my wife, all I ever seem to come home with is a new pair of shoes.

— Chris Kamara

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.

— Jorge Posada

The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.

— B. R. Ambedkar

I listened to 19 guilty verdicts for my wife and me. And all I could do was sob.

— Bob McDonnell

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

— Helen Rowland

I met my wife in 1990 when I was on the national tour of 'Bye, Bye Birdie.'

— Steve Zahn

One thing I am certain of is that, if I have done anything good in music, it was, first, because of my…

— Charles Ives

Bronagh looks after the kids and without her the family would disintegrate... there are some things you can't discuss with anyone other…

— John Key

If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch…

— Abraham Maslow

If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is…

— Ogden Nash

I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Vimes thought for a moment and said, 'Well, dear, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a man with a lot of…

— Terry Pratchett

My wife and I just started listening to the late Beethoven Quartets together, an activity I recommend for all married couples, but…

— Clive James

My wife has joked that if anything ever happened to me, she'd gladly live out her life without anyone else around. I…

— Chris Ware

The bible teaches that a father may sell his daughter for a slave, that he may sacrifice her purity to a mob,…

— Helen H. Gardener

If it really was Queen Elizabeth who demanded to see Falstaff in a comedy, then she showed herself a very perceptive critic.…

— Anonymous

[And on going from character to leading actor] I don't approach anything differently; I just approach it as a character. I'm always…

— Steve Carell

“# # My pregnant wife came home with her previously long hair that I loved chopped off and replaced with a short,…

— Mark Driscoll

McCain was introduced at the convention last night by his wife -- I won't say 'trophy wife' -- but she did $300,000…

— Bill Maher

I knew at once that Carolyne, my wife, was different to the other women I had known. She understood me for what…

— Nigel Benn

I had gone to - that was my second time going to the mosque. And then at that time we met [with…

— Mahershala Ali

Familiarity with any great thing removes our awe of it. The great general is only terrible to the enemy; the great poet…

— L. Frank Baum

Being managed by your wife means you just get told what to do all the time as opposed to some of the…

— Tommy Fleetwood

“An unfaithful wife is like a cloth in an open marketplace.”

— Abdulazeez Henry Musa

I cheated on my wife for years. Had children with different mothers.

— Nigel Benn

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

a fat Reichian wife screeching over potatoes Get a job! And five nose running brats in love with Batman

— Gregory Corso

But I dig myself, and especially if my wife digs me, I dig myself more.

— Johnny Damon

My wife has horses and we've got dogs and cats, so our family loves animals.

— Tim Henman

It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway.

— Norman Mailer

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.

— Greg Behrendt

I've been a lucky man. I've only faced one real tragedy: the death of my wife, Maggie, from cancer in 1995.

— Charles Jencks

Golf is secondary. My wife, my son, my family is what's important.

— Jon Rahm

A system in which the two great commandments are to hate your neighbor and to love your neighbor's wife.

— Thomas B. Macaulay

I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I…

— Tom DeLonge

I think my wife would take objection to any characterization of me as perfect.

— Peter Blair Henry

I just want to bend fire. You know, it'd be cool to throw some fire to a couple of old agents, the…

— David Faustino