Wife Quotes · Page 79

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

— Frank Carson

Not to sink under being man and wife, But get some color and music out of life?

— Robert Frost

My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else.

— William Shatner

My wife and I are really strange people. We never spend any money.

— Robert Sean Leonard

Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.

— Al McGuire

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

— Groucho Marx

I've got kids, goats. My wife always wanted a donkey, so I bought her one.

— Jason Momoa

Years ago I watched my 1st wife suffer through cancer and she went to be with Jesus.

— Jeremy Camp

As ridiculous to approve of property and let a few men have a grossly unfair share of it, as say you are…

— Katharine Whitehorn

I have had the experience common to many women, of needing to define myself and to find my self-esteem as a person,…

— Hazel Hawke

To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say, is a keen observer of life. The word Intellectual suggests straight away. A man…

— W. H. Auden

I am a professional photographer because it is the best way I know to earn the money I require to take care…

— Irving Penn

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved…

— Woody Allen

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in…

— Eric Morecambe

Don't go running off at the mouth. Let the picture tell the story. No one tunes in to hear you broadcast the…

— Marty Glickman

My wife works harder than anyone else with the children around the house. I make the money, sure, but she does everything…

— Melissa Etheridge

The world's greatest need . . . is mutual confidence. No human being ever knows all the secrets of another's heart. Yet…

— Arnold J. Toynbee

The fact that I'm virtually deaf. Any woman who's going to date a rock musician has to be prepared to repeat herself…

— Dave Grohl

I acted like a pro when it came to football... Then you also add the priority and responsibility of having a daughter…

— Will Grier

The band has decided to give him and his wife a much needed break from the road to start a life and…

— Gerard Way

Even healthy families need outside sources of moral guidance to keep those tensions from imploding--and this means, among other things, a public…

— Barbara Ehrenreich

I believe no gentleman would like to have his family affairs neglected because his wife was filling her head with crotchets and…

— Sarah Fielding

I get up at sunrise. I'm a Buddhist, so I chant in the morning. My wife and I sit and have coffee…

— Patrick Duffy

Danse Russe If I when my wife is sleeping and the baby and Kathleen are sleeping and the sun is a flame-white…

— William Carlos Williams

Being Manny Pacquiao's wife is not easy. It's fun for me and my guys but it's very difficult for her.

— Manny Pacquiao

I admit that Mendeleev has two wives, but I have only one Mendeleev.

— Alexander III of Russia

Life was good to me. I had a great wife, good kids, money, my own health -- and I'm lonely and bored.

— O. J. Simpson

My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on!

— Davy Jones

“To be a wife was to cook. Not to eat—that was a different matter entirely—but to cook.”

— Laura Shapiro

“When you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you'll send her away very soon.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

My wife and kids maybe beg to differ, but I am generally a good guy.

— Ralph Macchio

If you get a great wife who understands the demands of someone in athletics, I think that's important.

— Tony Romo

Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.

— Evelyn Waugh

I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time.

— Chic Murray

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

— Anonymous

If God Was A Woman… A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife

— Nikhil Saluja

The understanding smile of an old wife to her husband is one of the loveliest things in the world.

— Booth Tarkington

I'm so lucky, I'm just really grateful for what I've got around me - children and my wife and everything else.

— Paul Weller

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

— Jeff Foxworthy

“He was an anarchist, though he never got into any trouble about it, except with his wife.”

— Kurt Vonnegut