Wife Quotes · Page 85

Only picture to yourself a nice soft wife on a sofa with good fire, & books & music.

— Charles Darwin

For my wife and I, the challenge is to not make every day the best day possible because it's not realistic.

— Steve Carell

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

— John Barrymore

I used to play football, and then my wife bought me a fishing rod.

— John Rocha

A weak man confuses wife material with side chick material. Can't turn a hoe into a housewife

— Anonymous

“An artist, if you’d really like to know who’s fucking your wife.”

— Pella Grace

“For my wife Deborah, for allowing me to bask in her light and become more.”

— Richard Wagamese

If you ask my wife, she says I play too much golf. I usually play about four times a week.

— Ken Griffey Jr

The gospel sets us free to become the romantic leaders of our marriages without fright or hesitation. Because we have been forever…

— Tullian Tchividjian

My wife and I are parents to a 4 year old and a 2 year old. It's really important for me to…

— Eric Benet

My wife is a midwife, and there's only so many states where you can do that. Texas is a place where she…

— Samuel Ervin Beam

I am deeply honored to be making 'Life Itself,' a documentary on the life of Roger Ebert, and to have had the…

— Steve James

Love is hanging out at the ocean, watching my wife and little girls play in the sand. I know, I threw up…

— Patrick Fabian

The girls were expected to grow up to be somebody's wife. They were also expected to read and write, those being considered…

— Terry Pratchett

I've got two daughters and a wife. I more or less have to keep it together. They keep me in line pretty…

— Uncle Kracker

There's the Bacon society, which is fostered by his fourth wife Helen Bacon, but I don't know what kind of performances his…

— Carlisle Floyd

“Rebecca, why haven't you burned his wardrobe yet?" Rebecca turned to see what had provoked that question, then just stared. Her husband…

— Johanna Lindsey

And that was all the part of it - the way you were obliged to live. You stifled a groan, you lied…

— Julian Barnes

Whether you chose a passive-aggressive husband, workaholic wife, or life of single motherhood, we are all officially allowed - and uniquely qualified…

— Rachel Simmons

After games, my wife gives me a lot of advice and criticism. Sometimes, I am upset. I say, 'Why do you advise…

— Mauricio Pochettino

I said to my wife just the other day, I was actually taking some time to consider all the blessings in my…

— Tracy Letts

Christopher heard a pair of women gossiping nearby, whispering in disapproving undertones. "... Ramsey was found flirting in a corner with a…

— Lisa Kleypas

Actually way back when Abhishek and I were just co-actors, I kept telling him 'let's be a part of a troupe and…

— Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

Some people accused me of being pro-Muslim in Bosnia, but I realised that our job is to give all sides an equal…

— Christiane Amanpour

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.

— Frank Carson

A bond as important as that of a husband and wife, is the bond between siblings.

— Lee Dong-wook

If you dont honor your wife, you also dishonor yourself.

— Vikrant Parsai

Some actresses can be the girlfriend or the wife, but I think I would get so bored.

— Sarah Michelle Gellar

With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife, Lauren, is a remarkably good sport and one of the most adaptable personalities I've ever met.

— Charlie Baker

To be happy, a man must love his wife as she chooses to be loved.

— Honore de Balzac

I guess that's one of the benefits of being sick. Your wife lets you have a big-screen TV in the living room.

— Fred DeLuca

The amount of times my wife has rolled her eyes at board games is impossible to count.

— Rich Sommer

We invest in real estate, equity shares, etc. My father takes care of it and my wife helps too.

— Ajinkya Rahane

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.

— Homer

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.

— Joseph Gordon-Levitt

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

— Les Dawson

Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.

— Jackie Gleason

My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.

— Milton Jones

I have sacrificed for the Republic all that man holds dear - my wife, my children, my liberty, my life.

— Theobald of Bec