Wife Quotes · Page 88

I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I have this restlessness. I'm relentless to do things. My wife will say I'm an absolute nightmare.

— Tony Pulis

The invisible carnage of the unf-ed wives and the children not being read to is just wafting out.

— Bradley Whitford

It was Ba's inspiration which helped me reach the heights of my inner self. She was my priceless jewel.

— Mahatma Gandhi

When a man has a wife and three youngsters he's not going to give up a well-paying job.

— Van Heflin

If she would rather watch college football than go to the movies, Wife her bro.

— Anonymous

I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live.

— Michael Davis

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

— Bob Phillips

So writing about love or having it infuse the poems that I'm writing has never been something I've set myself to do,…

— Ron Padgett

Bottom line: nothing of note happened when I was a youngster, really. I went to Princeton, which is where I met my…

— Craig Mazin

“An Army wife is probably the only woman in the world who knows and readily accepts that she is the mistress, because,…

— Aditi Mathur Kumar

I think the most important foundation about any relationship is just being honest. You've got to. My wife and I are honest…

— Max Greenfield

Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon, ninjas scalin' your building, No time to grab the gun, I already got your wife and children

— RZA

“Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been…

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I stopped at the store to buy you a bouquet. What I found is that it had a whole lot to say.…

— Anonymous

I bought a Honda CRX Si, a two seater, and immediately after I took possession, my wife and I found out we…

— Yannick Bisson

A girl in New York whose parents were on Wife Swap is suing the show for 100-million dollars for making her look…

— Jimmy Fallon

I don't know if I've ever written anything that's not a bill! I do write stories but I don't put a stamp…

— Channing Tatum

The Negro fought and bled and died in every war the white man waged, and he still won't give you justice. You…

— Malcolm X

My wife comes with me on all the movies, but she is not an appendage to a film star or anything like…

— Michael Caine

The sun is shining, mynah birds are chattering, palm trees are swaying, so what. I'm in the hospital and I'm healthy. My…

— Kaui Hart Hemmings

I love you Rush Finlay. You are going to be the best husband and father the world has ever known. One day…

— Abbi Glines

Everyone was at Martin Freeman’s house, and Martin was there and his wife was sat at his feet and Amanda [Abbington, Freeman’s…

— Louise Brealey

The particular source of frustration of women observing their own self-study and measuring their worth as women by the distance they kept…

— Alexander Theroux

A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates.

— Samuel Richardson

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

— Henny Youngman

My wife, who hated every place she'd been to in her life, absolutely loved it in Scotland.

— Martin O'Neill

In my life as a wife and mother, I'm always conscious of my desire to be present.

— Dani Shapiro

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

— Buddy Hackett

I go with my wife Gill to the supermarket, but not often.

— David Jason

“Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Marriage is the beginning of love for your spouse, not the result of it.”

— Shannon L. Alder

My wife Neelam is a North Indian, so she will make North Indian food, while my mother will make Bengali food.

— Ronit Roy

Heaven deprives me of a wife who never caused me any other grief than that of her death.

— Louis XIV

I'm lucky to have a wife and a child that keep me grounded.

— Rainn Wilson

The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, / To help me through this long disease, my life.

— Alexander Pope

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

— Anonymous

My wife, my daughter, and my son have my first loyalty and always will.

— Michael Cohen

“This young man did not date anyone but his wife, claiming it works much better when God's in charge.”

— Sunshine Rodgers

Women can be strong, be smart, be sexy, be mothers, be wives, and be powerful. We don't need to compromise.

— Amber Valletta