Wife Quotes · Page 89

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

— Charles Farrar Browne

I have four children and nine grandchildren. I'm presently wearing out my second wife.

— Morgan Freeman

I'm an obsessive sports fan, which my wife is incredibly patient about.

— Ty Burrell

I take care of my kids every day. I drop them off at school and pick them up whenever my wife is…

— Michael Beasley

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.

— George Jean Nathan

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

— Curtis Sliwa

A man should be like a child with his wives, but if they need him, he should act like a man

— Umar

My wife is the sweetest, most even-keeled person ever. A mood swing to her is like, 'Oh, I'm uncomfortable.'

— Bill Hader

I'm pretty quiet. But I love to play sports. I like playing all sports. I'll act goofy at times around my wife…

— Steve Blake

I have often asked myself if I would have worked as hard if I was as ill as Steve Jobs. My answer…

— Terry Gou

I love all Puerto Rican food. I love rice and beans. I like anything with steak, chicken, pork. But I like chocolate…

— Jorge Posada

My feeling is, personally, I want to die first... because I believe that when you die, your soul goes immediately up for…

— Bill Cosby

I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I got a great business manager. When he invests, you make money. I got my house paid off, my wife, two little…

— Randy Meisner

That's just how you live when your wife's a model. Smoke a pound soon as we touch down, do the same thing…

— Wiz Khalifa

I proposed to my wife on Brighton Beach, and she said yes. That's pretty romantic. Even though I forgot to go down…

— Robert Webb

Let us say your wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend makes you happy. If they leave, you're bound to be unhappy. You are the…

— Frederick Lenz

A lot of people have a hard time living out of a suitcase, being on the road constantly in different cities. For…

— Barry Kerch

I exist," murmurs someone whose name is Everyone. "I'm young and in love; I am old and I want rest; I work,…

— Victor Hugo

For the sake of the sons - and even for the son's future wives - a woman must keep a part of…

— Pam Brown

Thomas A. Edison was once reluctantly persuaded by his wife to attend one of the big social functions of the season in…

— Edmund Fuller

I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit…

— Bill Engvall

Be a half-assed crusader, a part-time fanatic. Don't worry to much about the fate of the world. Saving the world is only…

— Edward Abbey

the growth of intimacy is like that. First one gives off his best picture, the bright and finished product mended with bluff…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

— Bob Phillips

“baby your my only one, an no one is your soutan(co-wife)...”

— sakhiabbas

I believe a woman, in order to be a good wife, must be (among other things) both sensual and maternal.

— Elisabeth Elliot

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is the CEO of the family. I'm the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along.

— Billie Joe Armstrong

My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.

— Darrell Royal

It's deep passion for my wife that really makes me vulnerable to her.

— Rodney Yee

I can't live without a woman. I have to have a woman, have to have a wife.

— Robert Duvall

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

— Henny Youngman

More men would be treated like kings if they would only treat their wives like queens instead of servants.

— Randall Wright

A lot of times [in the movie industry], women are relegated to playing the wife or girlfriend or daughter.

— Sarah Michelle Gellar

What I love about 'The Good Wife' is that it's not straightforward.

— Matt Czuchry

The relationships I've had with my wife and children are what mean the most to me.

— Alex O'Loughlin

I was always a homebody who wanted to be somebody's wife.

— Gabby Barrett

A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero

— Anonymous

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

— Sacha Guitry