The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
“A man has to do what a man has to do. But he should bring his wife with him.” — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. — Mike Ditka Copy Share Image
Nothing brings me more happiness in life than being a wife to PK and a mom to my babies Jagger and Phoenix. — Dorit Kemsley Copy Share Image
My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I still live in an apartment in Paris with my wife. No, we don't have a yacht, but we do have a… — Pierre Dukan Copy Share Image
If we were in another country, we would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill… — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
What is the price of experience? Do men buy it for a song? Or wisdom for a dance in the street? No,… — William Blake Copy Share Image
“Control her Neal, or else she will need new parts. No one calls my wife a bitch. . . with the exception of me.” — J.J. McAvoy Copy Share Image
I don't think Ripley is gay. He appreciates good looks in other men, that's true. But he's married in later books. I'm… — Patricia Highsmith Copy Share Image
True love is displayed during pregnancy. Your husband finds you just as passionately attractive even though you're 30 pounds over weight and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife,… — Jim Bouton Copy Share Image
My wife obviously would like to have her husband right next to her. I keep telling her inshaAllah we will be together… — Junaid Jamshed Copy Share Image
I am satisfied that happiness in marriage is not so much a matter of romance as it is an anxious concern for… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
I was seventeen years old, a married woman without real responsibilities, miserable about my mixed-up emotions, afraid there was something awfully wrong… — Mary Martin Copy Share Image
A man may be a great statesman, and yet dislike his wife, and like somebody else's. A man may be a great… — Ouida Copy Share Image
On the whole, mental archaeology was a sordid digging proposition. The evil men did endured, the good was infinitely more ephemeral. You… — Helen Kieran Reilly Copy Share Image
Children are the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night. It hurts me to… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
My wife is my first reader, my first line of defence I suppose. So she says, "Oh well, oh yes, it's all… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
“Are you hungry?” “I am, though not for food at the moment.” She leaned up on her elbows and crooked a finger… — Vivienne Savage Copy Share Image
Early in my career when we went to golf tournaments and charity dinners I noticed businessmen and executives would give the players… — Tie Domi Copy Share Image
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man. — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
In real life I'm a poor dressmaker and a terrible cook, anything in fact but the perfect wife. — June Allyson Copy Share Image
A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Football has allowed me to see the world, and in Paz, I have a wife who is keen to see the world… — Diego Forlan Copy Share Image
It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My wife is a fantastic kisser, but I did research to confirm she's the best. — David Coulthard Copy Share Image
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“Wife credit is like a piece of fish. As soon as you get it, it starts to go bad.” — King of Queens Copy Share Image
I have not made any plans for the future, and my wife would kill me if I announced anything before that. — Scott Walker Copy Share Image
“His wife was disappearing from life like a wet mark drying on a shirt.” — Paolo Giordano Copy Share Image
I wanted to have a peaceful married life with my wife, so we both moved to Sydney in Australia. — Rahul Roy Copy Share Image
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
