Wife Quotes · Page 93

“If you fuck like your eyes do, your wife must be one delighted lady.”

— Poppet

Hey you can talk about my wife am not gonna flinch, Just remember your mom is my side bitch

— DUB$TEPPER

I believe in the vows that I took with my wife. Through sickness, in health, for richer or poorer.

— Michael Schiavo

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

— Alfred Hitchcock

I guess I define myself as a mother, a wife, kind of a nutty person. A good person.

— Meredith Vieira

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

— Woody Allen

My wife's not only my best friend but she's damn hot, too.

— Bob Brozman

God designed husbands and wives to complete each other, not to compete with each other.

— Jimmy Evans

I've met men who have been married 19, 20 years, and all of a sudden the wife decides one day she needs…

— Malcolm-Jamal Warner

White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in…

— Jesse Helms

“He hands the page to his wife and looks across the room to Colleen's picture, listening to her absence, breathing deeply the…

— Steven Herrick

I wish I can meet my wife in the hereafter, but I don't think I will. I just cease to exist just…

— Lee Kuan Yew

Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness.

— William Penn

In 10 years of being together - 6 while dating and 4 in marriage - my wife has never once complained about…

— Bhavish Aggarwal

“You serve many purposes as a wife, but the most important is incubating and extruding his biological legacy from your body.”

— Therese Oneill

In a city this size, every year, hundreds of husbands walk away. Kids leave home. Wives escape. People disappear.

— Chuck Palahniuk

I'm still not sure I made the right choice when I told my wife about the bakery attack.But then,it might not have…

— Haruki Murakami

What a shame to be so afraid of failure that you stop living. My wife has a great one-liner about failure: "Never…

— Bernie Siegel

Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact,…

— Paul Reiser

“. She was beautiful, and her temperament seemed much better than his first wife did. Arman stopped in the middle of the…

— Grace Willows

In the most rigorous [Roman] laws, a wife was condemned to support a gamester, a drunkard, or a libertine, unless he were…

— Edward Gibbon

Contrary to popular opinion, the most important characteristic of a godly mother is not her relationship with her children. It is her…

— Anonymous

Every immigrant family, it seems, has someone who does not belong in the new country they have come to. It feels like…

— Michael Ondaatje

My wife is the host of 'Big Brother.' Her name is Julie Chen, and she'll say, 'Da da da, but first we…

— Leslie Moonves

I know my wife works just as hard as me if not harder to have a career.

— Chris Hogan

I'm completely Americanized - I have an American accent, an American wife - but a residue of me is foreign.

— Dinesh D'Souza

Well, my wife, Cathy Gillespie, worked for Joe Barton, who was running for Congress in 1984.

— Ed Gillespie

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

— Judith Viorst

When I met my wife, I was focused on making money but failing miserably.

— Adam Neumann

“One ought never laugh at their Queen, especially when that woman is their wife.”

— Coco Mingolelli

When they announce you as husband and wife for the first time, it's very surreal.

— Jenna Johnson

His tastes were probably formed by whatever wife he was married to at the time and what he could afford.

— Jack Hemingway

I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.

— David Boreanaz

I am always a competitor and my wife and son have never seen me wrestle.

— Bill Goldberg

The parting of a husband and wife is like the cleaving of a heart; one half will flutter here, one there.

— Alfred Lord Tennyson

I'm still mad at Josh Charles for dying on 'The Good Wife.'

— Eric McCormack

My wife would like to live in Spain; I'd like to live in Italy.

— Alvaro Morata

I have a family. I have a beautiful wife and a beautiful son.

— Marlon Moraes

Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.

— Phyllis Diller

“I am certain, my love, that poetry was born only after your birth.”

— Kamand Kojouri