Wife Quotes · Page 40

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

— Will Cuppy

A virtuous name is the precious only good, for which queens and peasants' wives must contest together.

— Friedrich Schiller

We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead.

— Jane Austen

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.

— Henny Youngman

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.

— Milton Berle

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

— Will Cuppy

I didn't start skiing until I was 50. My wife Lois taught me how to ski. I'm proficiently conservative.

— Buzz Aldrin

My wife is the expert, but I like art particularly. I like Van Gogh.

— Claudio Ranieri

There are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron,…

— David Ogilvy

I decided to sing again after settling in Newark in 1982. I had a burning desire to sing and lots of encouragement…

— Jimmy Scott

I feel good about the four years I coached at St. John's. It's a special place to me. My kids go there.…

— Chris Mullin

My wife is my best friend. The thought that people are afraid to go home to their partners for fear of being…

— Shane Filan

Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when…

— Jay Leno

Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary.

— Peter Agre

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for…

— John Walter Bratton

That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that…

— Jay Leno

I have a wife and a son and daughter. What do I need to do to make their lives better, happier? What…

— Jake Tapper

It was at a time in my life when I needed to be told how special certain people in my life were,…

— Jack Savoretti

Yes. Otherwise I could have done a lot of Hollywood movies. After Crouching Tiger I got a lot of offers, but I…

— Zhang Ziyi

The best time for marriage will be towards thirty, for as the younger times are unfit, either to choose or to govern…

— Walter Raleigh

Im grateful for my health, glad Im making people laugh, glad my wife still likes me after a lotta years, grateful my…

— David Alan Basche

My mother really was an extraordinary, inspirational, tough, cool, sexy, funny woman and that's the kind of woman I've always surrounded myself…

— Joss Whedon

JACK That is nonsense. If I marry a charming girl like Gwendolen, and she is the only girl I ever saw in…

— Oscar Wilde

The sobs and tears of joy he had not foreseen rose with such force within him that his whole body shook and…

— Anonymous

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

— Jeremy Clarkson

I understand why my mum and my wife can't bear to watch me fight. There's a lot of blood, a lot of…

— Amir Khan

I support my wife. I want her to have a career. I want her to be happy, to have success at what…

— Chris Hogan

WIFE, The one person who in an argument, if you win -- you lose;

— Nikhil Saluja

There is no other woman in the world like the Navy wife. She is indeed unique! She is indeed rare!

— Anonymous

You’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife.

— Lisa Kleypas

My wife, Kathy, and I will always cherish our time in Morgantown and we will forever be Mountaineers.

— Oliver Luck

Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them. —SUZANNE NECKER, WIFE OF JACQUES NECKER, MINISTER OF FINANCE

— Michelle Moran

I met my wife here. I had my first daughter here in Boston.

— Frank Vogel

My wife's hands are very beautiful. I'm going to have a bust made of them.

— Samuel Goldwyn

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.

— Warren Farrell

I can't get my wife to agree with me on everything or my kids to agree with everything.

— Rick Warren

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.

— James Herriot

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

— Anonymous

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“One wife, you're happy, two and you're tired, three and they'll hate each other, four and they'll hate you.”

— Patrick Rothfuss