Wife Quotes · Page 42

My wife doesn't drink. I don't think a girl's desire to drink or not has any effect on guys. At all.

— Jake Johnson

My wife is my teammate. She's my best friend. I love her.

— Ralphie May

“Speak to me: I will spend my lifetime trying to understand you.”

— Kamand Kojouri

“Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.”

— Gillian Flynn

In the choice of a horse and a wife a man must please himself ignoring the opinion and advice of friends.

— George Whyte-Melville

I can't throw books away. My wife is always telling me to get rid of some.

— Matthew Macfadyen

My wife likes to say I act like a kid, so maybe that's why I sing like one!

— Michael Anthony

You can say what you want about me, but don't mess with my wife.

— Paul Henderson

I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favorites. I could watch it over and over…

— Zoe Lister-Jones

I know how to handle women who act like ladies, but my landlady ain't no lady. Sometimes I even wish I was…

— Langston Hughes

Woman must have a purse of her own, and how can this be so long as the law denies to the wife…

— Susan B. Anthony

At one point, I kind of looked in the mirror and said, 'You know, you're a mom. You're a wife. People count…

— Mary Steenburgen

I guess my perfect day would be relaxing with my wife somewhere peaceful and secluded, or just lounging on the couch and…

— Nick Foles

I have so much advice for men. They need to know that their mother is not their wife... and their wife will…

— Kalki Koechlin

Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Why should we assume the faults of our friend, or wife, or father, or child, because they sit around our hearth, or…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“And how do you explain to your wife that you don't have all the answers, and that you might not know what…

— Leslie Esdaile

I'm accepting of change, and accepting of transforming myself at any given time necessary. At this point in my life, sometimes I…

— Ayesha Curry

Pretty much every weekend, my wife and I have the shall-we-live-in-the-country conversation. I suppose it's something to do with getting older and…

— Andrew Motion

The feminist notion that the whole of human history has been nothing but a vast intricate conspiracy by men to enslave their…

— Edward Abbey

My dearest dearest dear Albert sat on a footstool by my side and his excessive love and affection gave me feelings of…

— Queen Victoria

My wife and I have this discussion all the time. Her primal influences are J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis and George MacDonald. Mine…

— Chris Claremont

I'm just a normal mother with the same struggles as any other mother who's trying to do everything at once and trying…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm married to a Canadianm so I have a lot of fond thoughts about Canada. I think about the prairies of Manitoba,…

— Lee Ranaldo

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

— Henny Youngman

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife.

— Anonymous

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

— Jimmy Durante

Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.

— Henny Youngman

The wives of Spartans are the secret pillars of the world."--Odd Thomas

— Dean Koontz

There is nothing a man of good sense dreads in a wife so much as her having more sense than himself.

— Henry Fielding

I'm happy going home early and working out and just being a mother and being a wife.

— Kim Alexis

If it's not a film in which Harrison Ford's wife is being kidnapped, I'm not interested; he's my hero.

— Lee Mack

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

— Winston Churchill

All these years, I found that being a good wife for Jeb is my most important role, no doubt.

— Columba Bush

I want to be respected as a woman, as a mother, as a wife. That's why I transition.

— Carmen Carrera

It's funny wen a man says dat his wife is 'expecting a baby'. As if she would deliver a turtle...lol

— Ritzy

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.

— Michelangelo

Don't laugh at your wife's choices, you were one of them.

— Camille Cassie Govender

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

— Henny Youngman

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

— Woody Allen